Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Randomize
