I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
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My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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