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Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
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btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
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His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.