btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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