The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
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we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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