this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
This is the high leading the old right now
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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