another moral hangover. fuck.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
dude. I can hear the air.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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