Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
