I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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