dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
this beer tastes like vomit already
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
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