Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
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So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
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Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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