apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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