Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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