all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Randomize
