Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
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She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
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Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
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