He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Randomize