My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
zippers are such a cool invention
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Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
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Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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