If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
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No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
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How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I finally got the glitter off in time to get to the party and bang the bday boy in the bathroom while his girlfriend was lighting the bday cake candles.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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