Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
she looked like the before picture.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
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Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
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