I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
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im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
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I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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