Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she pinky promised me she was 18
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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