I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
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We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Did you just affectionately call me a scrotum?
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