Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I have demons in me.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
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I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
How do I put this... You're dating Ricky from Trailer Park Boys. Stop eye-fucking him and actually listen to what he says for once. He actually said "I self-learned that myself, basically" while rolling a joint. He's worse than your unskilled magician ex that accidentally cut off three of his own fingers
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
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