dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
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He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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