im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
3 2 1 whiskey
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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