i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
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