I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
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I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Did I show you my penis last night?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
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Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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