We're like a lot better than the average bears
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.