I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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