He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
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I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
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Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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