Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
Ladies don't puke and tell