She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
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It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth