I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
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If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps