I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
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Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
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Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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