What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
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