Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
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peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
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they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
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