no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
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My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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