Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
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Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.