Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
21 Of The Most Impressive Things Ever Seen In Porn
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
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The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
This is classic penis vs brain.
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic