aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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