She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
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she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
No I'm not proud of you for not sleeping with him. He has herpes. You don't get a gold star for behaving how you're expected to. Trust me. I'm a teacher.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
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FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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