what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
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He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
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foreskin is a definite game changer
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
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