just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
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You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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