I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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