there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
stop calling my apartment porn island.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
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Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
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Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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