yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
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ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
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I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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