So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
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Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
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I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
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