yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
My vagina just clenched in fear
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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