Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Ran up to the dollar store to get batteries for my vibrator. Happy Valentines Day!
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
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