if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
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And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
dream priorities were more important than voting today. don't tell me you wouldn't keep going back to sleep to find out who would win a fight between oprah and godzilla
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
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I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
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