did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
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i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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