Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
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he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
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did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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