how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
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Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
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